SHUT UP, CLAUDE!

My phone makes a quacking noise whenever it's on "silent" because it vibrates so much, and I wanted to name the duck part of it so I'd have something to shout at, so a friend suggested many names for me to shout at it. Really out of about 10 names, the only one that seemed to suit it was Claude, so now... It's called Claude. Of course it's only Claude when I'm getting a text or a call, every other time it's still Jeff, just like everything else. Or maybe I should just have Claude the phone and Jeff the (everything else).