This is what we do in lessons. Well, lessons that don't require a great deal of thinking, e.g, the vast majority of maths lessons this year so far, DT, and a fair amount of English lessons.
My list. Usually a list is made by a person in a relationship, to name usually either five or ten celebrities who they are allowed to do what they please with, and the other person in that relationship can't get mad. Of course, I am not in a relationship, nor is it likely that I will ever meet any of these people, much less if I did meet them, they would agree to what I want to do with them (a kiss on the cheek, lots of hugs and photographs, and an autograph. What were YOU thinking? Dirty minded person). Anyway, because of these two major factors, I'm assuming that I'm allowed an unlimited list. :D These people aren't in any particular order, some of them are fictional, and I will add to it as I think of them.
David Thewlis: He's on my list because he's an amazing actor, and I'm really kind of obsessed with him, and things that he's been in, written, said, photos he's posed for... Yeah I'm not even ashamed to say I'm obsessed, because, well, he's well and truly awesome. I have a teeny tiny little crush on him because he's so amazing, even though he's only a year younger than my mum, a few years older than my dad and looks a bit like him. He's really awesome to draw, too.
Remus Lupin: Well, I could hardly have David Thewlis on my list and not have Remus Lupin, too, could I? Okay, so he's fictional. Ignore that. Okay, he's a werewolf. Ignore that, too. Okay, so he's married. Okay, so he's four years older than my mum. Okay, so he's got a son who was born two years after me. Okay, so he's dead. Yeah. Ignore all of those facts, and why not? Werewolves are amazing **cough** sexy **cough** Ahem. Yeah. Wow, I need to make a post about werewolves. I can't believe I haven't already.
Sirius Black: See above for a lot of points. Dead, yes. Fictional, oui. Bothered? Nah. Gorgeous? HELLZ YEAH!
Gary Oldman: I really need to post a photo here to prove my point. In recent months, years, even, I haven't been keeping tabs so I don't know... But he doesn't look so good after or during the last filming for Batman, I think it's the long grey hair... It doesn't look right on him, however, with short hair and a slight beardy-moustache-thing going on, I'm very much impressed.
Peter Facinelli: For those uninformed people, he is most commonly known for playing Carlisle Cullen in the Twilight Saga. He's also written some things that I can't be bothered to list, although I will say that he was very good in Nurse Jackie. Gorgeous. No other words. Except maybe 'intensely' and 'unbearably'.
Carlisle Cullen: Vampire, sexy, doctor, gorgeous, kind, heart-melty. Need I say more?
Michael Bublé: Even without his incredibly talented voice, Michael Bublé has a ridiculously high sex appeal. When I first heard of him it was through his covers of Christmas songs that mum would play when we put the tree up, and I always pictured him as an old man, but when one of his songs got stuck in my head, I Googled him, and I've been addicted ever since. I love my calendar this year. I want him every year.
Robert Pattinson: When I became temporarily addicted to Twilight (two years is still temporary), I was instantly a team Edward fangirl, and I very much loved my 2010 calendar. But then I discovered Carlisle Cullen and Peter Facinelli, and poor old RPattz got kicked to the bottom of my top five list. Then I became re-addicted to Harry Potter, and even Carlisle got kicked to the sidelines. Tough luck. Oh, and notice how Edward Cullen isn't on my list?
Alan Rickman: I'm not entirely sure why he's on my list. I'm not sure whether I have a thing for Alan Rickman or a thing for Snape. Either way, I am, in a (very) strange way, attracted, and I finally see what mum was talking about all those years.
Ed Sheeran: Ginger musician with a jaw-dropping talent. Yeah, I can't not be tempted.
Rupert Grint: See above, minus the bit about the musician.
James and Oliver Phelps: These guys seem so nice! They're the Weasley twins, and I can't tell them apart. I'd have them over Jedward any day.
Hank Green: Nerdfighting geeky person and VlogBrother. He makes really funny and simultaneously interesting videos, and is a really cool musician. He's just generally made of awesome.
John Green: Basically the same as his brother, Hank, except he's an author and a father, too, and he called his dog Fireball Wilson Robertts, which he shortened to Willie.
Ed Blann (Eddplant): I only recently discovered Edplant's music, I'd heard of him before but I'd never really paid any attention to him, but then he covered Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus and I just fell in love with his Emo-type looks and really really cool voice.
Charlie McDonnell (Charlieissocoollike): I can't remember a time in my internet life when I wasn't subscribed to Charlie. His video's are funny, informative and usually musical. He's also really geeky and really sweet, I just want to hug him. ^_^
David Tennant: Ah, Mr Tennant, my first huge celebrity crush. Before the times of Twilight posters or even before Year 7, I have always loved the Tenth Doctor. I had almost life-size posters on the back of my bedroom door for years, and I've seen every episode of Doctor Who he's ever been in. He's got incredible talent as an actor, and I owea large percentage of my childhood to him.
Keep loking for my Anti-List.
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