100 Questions Answered

IT'S QUESTION MONDAY!
Vlogger John Green answered 100 questions in 4 minutes. It took me considerably longer.

1. How many puffs in a puff can a puff with a puff to the puff puff?
What?
2. What kind of dog is Willie?
West highland terrier. 
3. How will the world end?
When the sun explodes. 
4. Favourite picture book?
Who's Making That Smell? 
5. Do you like your bobble head?
I have a bobble head? I have a pineapple head...
6. Nikon or Canon?
Canon. 
8. Favourite Disney movie?
The Jungle Book.
9. Would you ever get a cat?
Yes. 
10. Favourite year of high school?
This one. 
11. Will Paper Towns be published in France?
Ask publishers. 
12. Are you a ninja?
Yes. *runs and hides* 
13. Cheese?
Falling off toast. 
14. Height?
Not tall.
15. Who the eff is Hank?
An awesome person. 
16. How long have you had the puff?
I don't have puff. I have a limp pineapple.
17. Favourite Hank song?
This Isn't Hogwarts!
18. Can I hug you?
Yeah sure, if you can catch me. Ninja. 
19. Why?
Why not?
20. New Star Wars trilogy or old trilogy?
I'm yet to see either.
21. Big Macs or Whoppers?
Big Macs!
22. Where is the puppy?
There are no puppies. Only inexperienced dogs. 
23. Do you like apples?
I prefer bananas... but yes.
24. Favourite band?
The Beautiful South
25. Second favourite band?
The Pogues
26. Third favourite band?
Muse
27. Fourth favourite band?
Boyce Avenue
28. Favourite shirt?
Bazinga.
29. Paper or plastic?
Paper.
30. Favourite scent?
Old books. 
31. Do you like the hunger games?
The what?
32. Argyll?
On socks, yes!
33. What's next?
Question 34.
34. Favourite city?
Paris!
35. First job?
Non-existent.
36. IKEA bookshelves?
Billy bookcase. 
37. Star Wars or Star Trek?
Star Trek!
38. Will you be ... Looking For Alaska ?
I get that this question was something about Looking For Alaska, but what?
39. Did you like Kenyan?
Huh?
40. Wait, when?
Always. 
41. Joyce or Yates?
Yates?
42. Best video editing software?
I don't make a lot of videos, so  Movie Maker :D 
43. Anagram 11 + 2 ?
12 + 1 so yes you can have anagrams in maths. 
44. Link or Mario?
Mario.
45. What's the meaning of life?
Instead of being interesting here, I'm going to agree with John ^ and say other people. 
46. Why do you sweat so much?
I don't...
47. Favourite time period?
Now.
48. Are you worried about balding?
Looking at my dad, yes.
49. Can you speak Klingon?
Non.
50. Alaska, Lindsey or Margo?
Alaska. Although I haven't read whichever book Lindsey is from, so I can't realy make a fair judgement.
51. Unstoppable force or immovable object?
Unstoppable force!
52. Who?
Everyone! 
53. What?
They're important!
54. Where?
Everywhere. Watching.
55. When?
Constantly.
56. Why?
Because I told them to.
57. What's a question?
Curiosity voicing itself.
58. Falkner or Whitman?
John says Whitman... I'm gonna go with Whitman.
59. Briefs or boxers?
I'm ignoring this question.
60. Favourite arcade game?
Tetris.
61. Do you wish you had a different name?
No. No matter how hard you try to convince people or yourself, in the end your name defines you. More on this later.
62. Worst president?
I think I'd be pretty bad... I don't know many actual ones and certainly not enough about the ones I do to judge them on it.
63. Ketchup or Mustard?
Tomato sauce.
64. Socks or Yankees?
Huh?
65. Favourite type of pie?
Cake Pi.
66. What's your favourite word?
Lycanthropy
67. The accidental onion ring in Burger King fries, annoying distraction or pleasant surprise?
Pleasant surprise!
68. Favourite play?
Oedipus.
69. Where's Waldo?
Grrrrrrrr... 
70. Wassup?
A lot.
71. Favourite teacher?
Current for/French teacher or my old RE teacher. 
72. One thing you can't live without?
My parents.
73. Who loves you, baby?
My parents?
74. Favourite Beatle?
John Lennon.
75. Favourite colour?
I don't have one but I'm gonna say orange because I never say orange.
76. Monet or Mayonet?
I don't know if that was the actual question but... Monet?
77. Near or far-sighted?
Near.
78. How's the weather?
Cold!
79. Do you like pizza?
Yes I like Pizza.
80. Am I too nerdy?
You're never too nerdy.
81. Do you like your iPhone?
I don't have an iPhone or anything like it. Yet.
82. Worst impulse buy?
Weird piece of heart-shaped wood  with a  message to my mum on it which I'm pretty sure she doesn't like but loves me too much to say so.
83. Pie or cake?
Cake.
84. Who's your hero?
David Tennant.
85. Glasses prescription?
Really quite bad in right eye, not quiet as bad but still quite bad in left eye.
86. Favourite veggie?
Green beans.
87. Picard or Kirk?
Kirk. For the eyebrows.
88. Muffins?
Yes!
89. Nirvana?
Yes?
90. Hope or despair?
Hope!
91. Am I cool?
You'll always be cool if you sit in a fridge.
92. Colin or Cue?
I don't think I head that right.
93. Lefty?
No, righty. 
94. Do you love me?
Yes.
95. Are you happy?
Generally.
96. Is this the last question?
No.
97. is this the last question?
It shouldn't be but apparently according to John, yes. 

QUESTIONS SUBMITTED BY MY FRIENDS AT MY DISTRESS THAT THERE'S ONLY 97 IN THE VIDEO:

98. Have you ever wanted to ride a giraffe?
I'd probably fall off. 
99. Why is glitter so hard to get rid of?
Small things come in irritating packages.
100. What's your shoe size?
Usually a six but in Converse sizes, my right foot is a 7.