Reasons Samm is Going to the Prom

1. It's Prom
2. It's a tradition
3. There's only one of these in your life
4. You'll regret not going even if you don't want to now.
5. Really you will.
6. I look shit in dresses.
7. I look shit in makeup.
8. I look shit with my hair up.
9. Basically I look shit when I'm dressed up.
10. I'm going.
11. You look good in dresses, I've seen photos.
12. You look good dressed up.
13. I'm not sure if he will be there. He might not be, he doesn't seem like he would.
14. Even if he does go he'll be just as awkward and easy to avoid.
15. You'll enjoy it once you break the awkwardness barrier.
16. EVERYONE makes a fool of themself at Prom at some point, but never anything major.
17. I can guarantee I'll be the first to trip over my dress.
18. I'll need you to help me up.
19. Part of me doesn't want to see him either but still, I'm going, because I know that really do want him there.
20. It's going to be fun.
21. What isn't stupid?
22. It's not really goodbye, not at all. Merely farewell.
23. Popular kids make everything rubbish, it's nothing we don't deal with every day.
24. Watching the popular kids fight is funny as hell, which I guarentee will happen and you won't want to miss.
25. Nobody has money.
26. You don't need to have your photo taken. I'm not.
27. You SHALL NOT just sit there!! Oh we shall get you on yor feet and you WILL do the Macarena, the Time Warp and the food chain song.
28. And you WILL enjoy that.
29. Nobody can dance, it's part of the fun.
30. It's not boring.
31. Of course there's lots of people. It means that if. U don't wanna be seen by anyone but us, you won't be.
32. If you don't like eating in front of people, don't.
33. You won't be laughed at.
34. If anyone laughs at any of us we'll go ninja on their ass.
35. You'll only feel ridiculous if you look ridiculous and we won't let you out the house if you do.
36. Better a retard than a slag.
37. You don't have to say goodbye. Say au revoir.
38. Hello, LIMO!
39. The only time I've ever been in a limo was my Grandma's funeral. I'd like to have a pleasant experience in a limo.
40. You only live once.
41. I've put a lot of effort into this blog which I could I've used for revising. Don't let it be a waste.
42. If this was a waste, I will blame you.
43. If you refuse anymore we WILL force you out the door and into the limo.
44. You were just talking about going a few hours ago, and only doubted it when I said I didn't want to go.
45. You really do want to go.
46. It could be our last chance to be retards together for a long time!
47. You don't want to miss that.
48. If you don't come I'm not getting the flat with you and you'll go hungry because you fail at making cheese on toast.
49. You know I'm right.
50. I made 50 points. I win.