Jeff?

Okay, so I said I was going to explain about Jeff a long time ago. Jeff is my iPod. Jeff is my camera. Jeff is the computer, my memery stick and the printer, but before Jeff was any of that, Jeff was my brother's X-Box. His X-Box external hard drive became 'little Jeff', and soon every electrical appliance became known as Jeff, except for the microwave, the microwave is called Russell (he has his own facebook account) and the toaster was never deemed important enough to be issued a name, but now I think about it, I'm inclined to call it Jerry. I don't know why. So that's who Jeff is. Treat him with respect, please.