Tuesday, 12 July 2011
New Swearwords.
I hate déjà vu. It's so frustrating; the other day I was reading a fanfiction, and I thought I'd read it before, when actually it just had a similar line in it, which made me think of the alternate line, which had been hilarious when I first read it, but at that point, I couldn't for the life of me think what it was. The author had taken two swear words and mixed them up, but I didn't know what words they were, and so the search began. After hours of searching, PMing authors and tearing my hair out, I gave up.
Then, three days later, I'm laying in bed, and the words just pop right into my head. Trypical. My head is a right tonking wasspot.
Tuesday, 5 July 2011
Reflections
A reflection is a powerful thing; it enables you to see yourself from a better angle. Things you wouldn't normally see, even if you were searching desperately for something.
Try a different perspective.
Just saying.
Sunday, 3 July 2011
Normal? What's that?
I have a theory, that in reference to people, there is no such thing as 'normal'. Everyone is different, so much so that being what some refer to as 'unusual' is now becoming more and more common, so that being 'unusual' is now so common that it is becoming 'normal'. However, the term unusual cannot be defined as normal due to the different variations of style, so 'normal' has become as unusual as being 'different'. Therefore, 'normal' does not exist, because being 'normal' is now neither normal or abnormal, which of course would be a paradox. This theory can be applied to almost anything and to some extent, anything can fit. It also works in reverse, but I will post that explaination at a later date.
An extension on this, is that what we sometimes class as normal, is the average result of something, or the majority. However in some cases this makes no sense whatsoever. For example, the majority of people have an above average number of legs (something I discovered from a VlogBrothers Video. I haven't been this excited about a fact since I was four and someone told me that a lobsters blood is blue. I'm not even sure if that's true). This is because if everybody in the world had two legs, then the average number of legs would be two. Unfortunately due to amputation or the cases in which children are born without legs, the average number of legs on a person is lower than what you might expect, but society dictates that since this is the average, it is what we should class as "normal". Of course most people don't have something like 1.6 legs but this is the best example I could think of. So the average is lower than two, but the majority of people have two legs. Therefore, the majority of people have an above average number of legs, and are obviously, due to what we class as normal, abnormal. So everyone is abnormal.
An example of me being... well, me, is that I'm editing this post just so that it goes to the top of my page. Because I like this post. It's cool. And it didn't even go to the top of the page. What a fail.
An extension on this, is that what we sometimes class as normal, is the average result of something, or the majority. However in some cases this makes no sense whatsoever. For example, the majority of people have an above average number of legs (something I discovered from a VlogBrothers Video. I haven't been this excited about a fact since I was four and someone told me that a lobsters blood is blue. I'm not even sure if that's true). This is because if everybody in the world had two legs, then the average number of legs would be two. Unfortunately due to amputation or the cases in which children are born without legs, the average number of legs on a person is lower than what you might expect, but society dictates that since this is the average, it is what we should class as "normal". Of course most people don't have something like 1.6 legs but this is the best example I could think of. So the average is lower than two, but the majority of people have two legs. Therefore, the majority of people have an above average number of legs, and are obviously, due to what we class as normal, abnormal. So everyone is abnormal.
An example of me being... well, me, is that I'm editing this post just so that it goes to the top of my page. Because I like this post. It's cool. And it didn't even go to the top of the page. What a fail.
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